To My Beloved Characters

Know this…

I hold the pen.  I will have you offed.  It will hurt like hell.  It will be bloody and long.  It will incorporate all of your worst fears and darkest nightmares, because I know what they are.  I am the Overlord of your Darkside, you little twit, so stop harassing me or forever will you remain in the realm of The Unfinished.

I can only write one story at a time.  Wait your turn.

Sincerely,

Your Landlady/Creator/Channeler/Fate Wielder

p.s. Your rent is WAY overdue

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