I hold the pen. I will have you offed. It will hurt like hell. It will be bloody and long. It will incorporate all of your worst fears and darkest nightmares, because I know what they are. I am the Overlord of your Darkside, you little twit, so stop harassing me or forever will you remain in the realm of The Unfinished.
I can only write one story at a time. Wait your turn.
Your Landlady/Creator/Channeler/Fate Wielder
p.s. Your rent is WAY overdue