Top 10 Things I Learned From Watching Deadpool



OMG, I’m FREE… for now. Just wrapped up excessive copy editing, so I’m looking forward to getting back to actually writing and Camp NaNo starting on Saturday! To celebrate, I’m going crazy fun with this post – which means, it’s not for kids. In fact, it’s not even for most adults, so here’s that pesky advisory thingy:

Warning: This post is about Deadpool. Take everything you know to be inappropriate and multiply it by the number of pock marks in Wade Wilson’s face.


Top 10 Things I Learned From Watching Deadpool

#10: Unicorns are sexy. Just look at that phallic shaped growth standing fully erect in the center of their foreheads… Wade couldn’t keep his eyes off it. Wonder if he was thinking about Spidey…? Awwww, the one-sided bromance lives on.



#9: Despite being trapped for an entire fight sequence in the same machine that rendered Wade Wilson “unf**kable” in a matter of seconds, Vanessa never even gets so much as a zit. Apparently, it only works on men’s skin. Maybe they should moisturize more often?



#8: Masks that convey facial expressions should be the new industry standard.


#7: Giant superheroes comprised of indestructible metal with a voice like the Terminator, can, indeed, have their man cards revoked.



#6: Rigor Mortis is instantaneous when handcuffs are involved.



#5: You can actually pay for a cab ride with high-five’s, multiple times, as long as you first give the driver the worst relationship advice possible that ends in an accidental fatality. Otherwise, they bill you later.


#4: Negasonic Teenage Warhead is the absolute number one, record-breaking, top of the charts superhero name EVER invented and the person responsible should be promoted to the top of the Fantastic 4 franchise, because they’re now the only one’s who have the cool-power to possibly redeem what little respectable face Fox studios managed to leave our poor superheros after defiling them with their…Foxfuckidness.


#3: Best friends can be royal dicks.


#2: Knowing how to spell is crucial to every punchline.


#1: “O, Canada!” can be conveniently turned into a swear word when one is in pain, and would simultaneously offend an entire nation, if it hadn’t in fact been issued by a Canadian actor portraying a Canadian character. Nice save, Ryan!


Ooh, speaking of America vs. Canada – Given all we know about our own stereotypes – you know, how Canadians are super nice and Americans are like that one kid you never want your kids to play with… Why is it that we have someone like Captain America and they get Deadpool? Is this the mysterious balance in the Force Yoda’s always going on about?


Whew! That was a lot of pent up inappropriateness… guess it’s time to write another Hell on Earth novella! 😀

Not-so-little fineprint: I took these pictures off the internet without any intention of infringing upon anyone’s copyrights, so if you’d like me to take them down just ask and I will do so immediately. Thanks!


7 responses to “Top 10 Things I Learned From Watching Deadpool”

  1. How much do I love THIS post??? OMG! Two thumbs WAY UP! 😉

    I wasn’t “well” when Deadpool hit theaters but you know the second it hit Blu-Ray, Drew Reevers grabbed it and showed up at my door with pizza and beer. (Love that kid of mine! LOL!)

    I should have been offended by everything in this movie – and when it ended…I watched it again! LMAO! Just too awesome! The “Early Bird Special”, the masks, and BLIND AL! LMAO!

    Okay, it has a certain air of inappropriateness… for some – but it’s only inappropriate if you don’t ‘get it’ – *conspiratorial wink!*

    Ryan took this ish straight up to some next level ish and it’s positively golden! Loved it!

    You’re such a bad influence on me! Good thing my PTA prez days are over or I’d lose my mommy-membership! LMAO!

    Love the images and the last one with DP, Ironman, and Captain America is EVERYTHING! 😀 😀 😀

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    1. LMAO – You’re the best, Fle! BTW, I can’t influence what wasn’t already there! 😀 (And I think your son would back me up on that, or he never would’ve brought the movie over!) LOL Next time you see him give him a high-five and then just let him wonder what it’s for. hehehe…

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      1. Oooo! He may be around this weekend. This is going to be fun! LMAO! 😉

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  2. Deadpool! XD I love this movie!! I actually just re-watched it a week ago, it’s such re-watchable fun. I originally went to see it in a theatre on my birthday. Man, I didn’t even know how inappropriately funny it would be, the best birthday movie ever.

    Also, congratulations for finishing those edits! 😀 Phew! I was going to say kick back and relax, but apparently you’re going to dive into Camp NaNo next. You crazy writer. XD Good luck!!

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    1. Thanks, Anna! I agree, this is totally a re-watchable movie and what an awesome birthday treat! I’d been dying to see it since it came out, then got so sidetracked with everything I somehow managed to never watch it. When my brother’s found that out, it was game on LOL I love it. Ryan Reynolds is my new all-time favorite actor just because he fits this role so well! 😀


  3. Karissa Thorpe Avatar
    Karissa Thorpe

    🤣🤣🤣 Deadpool is the superhero movie I can’t let my kids watch.
    But this mama has seen it a couple of times. Ryan is awesome. 😍😍
    And so is this post. 😘😘

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    1. Lol, thanks Karissa! Unfortunately my kids are teenage boys and they saw it before I did. There is now nothing left to parental block them from after Deadpool, they are officially corrupted lol


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