Really, I’m not. However, I am occasionally gripped by the morbid muse of lyrical nonsense and a few lines end up on the page against my will. It’s a lot like having a spasm. While the results are far from Poe worthy, I’ve grown kind of fond of them. Enjoy!
~ Update 1/13/14: I’m still not a poet, but it seems I’ve attempted a bit more poetry since October, so I’ve just re-posted them here on their own pages. I’ll try to keep this more up to date, because my muse has a twisted sense of humor and will probably strike again in the future.